oh my god that's the funny shit!

Wolkenkrabber · May 12, 2026, 17:32 #300

Quote from: Bosco on May 11, 2026, 20:22
She should trademark that phrase. She just created a free catchphrase for Guinness and she doesn't even realize it.

Update "Have a Coke and a smile" with "Have a Guinness and a wank".

Use this advert as a template:

Bosco · May 12, 2026, 20:23 #301

Another questionable but fun catchphrase, Frank's Hot sauce: "I put that sh*t on EVERYTHING"

Crude and candid is in. Alcohol industry is hurting because young people don't drink like previous generations. Aurora would be a perfect spokesperson for what I consider a quality, globally recognized, product. Have a "Guinness and a Wank" would be an effective way to grab peoples attention and potentially a viral way of recognizing your product among those that don't even partake in drinking.

Has anyone had the non-alcoholic Guinness? I know... sacrilegious, but it's equally as good!

Stefan · May 13, 2026, 17:34 #302

Quote from: Bosco on May 12, 2026, 20:23
Has anyone had the non-alcoholic Guinness? I know... sacrilegious, but it's equally as good!

Nothing sacrilegous about that

I've stopped drinking alcohol some years ago but really like dark beer, so I was delighted when I learned that there's the Guiness 0, I realy like it!
The quality, variety and availability of non-alcoholic beers has really improved in recent years

ThePumisher · May 13, 2026, 18:49 #303

Quote from: Bosco on May 12, 2026, 20:23
Guinness and a Wank

Wolkenkrabber · Reply #304 - Re: oh my god that's the funny shit!

Quote from: Bosco on May 12, 2026, 20:23
Has anyone had the non-alcoholic Guinness?

Has anyone ever had Murphy's Irish Stout?
After two or three pints of Guinness, a bitter aftertaste tends to build up at the back of my mouth and I have to switch to something else.
But Murphy's is less bitter. Indeed back in the 90s they used to have adverts saying "like the Murphy's, I'm not bitter". You can find them on YouTube but they look dated as hell. So here's a slightly better advert featuring "The Sisters Of Murphys".
T'internet suggests this came out in 1998, but I'm seeing more than a hint of the cinematic Charlie's Angels reboot which started in 2000. Unless Charlie's Angels (the film, not the 70s TV show) borrowed from this advert?...

Good luck finding Murphy's outside of Ireland and the UK, but cans are available in other parts of the world. I hoestly think it's a better beer, even if their marketing isn't as good as the big G.

I spent too much time on Instagram recently seeking out Apex/Go memes, and now it won't stop offering them to me. It also offered me BexxyBex who has nothing to do with Apex/Chems.
But she has picked up follows from Death Row Records, Snoop Dogg and Ludacris, which I'm guessing may have been a surprise to her.

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