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oh my god that's the funny shit!

Started by ThePumisher, Aug 20, 2015, 18:27

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Jeremy Hunt used to be the Culture Secretary in the current Tory government. He is now the Chancellor of the Exchequer (Finance minister) and he just announced his budget yesterday.

Here he gets a mention on today's ITV national news:

https://twitter.com/scottygb/status/1765736306804425207

and somebody else did something naughty too:

https://twitter.com/kpa421/status/1765736307429454023

Ever since Mr Hunt became Culture Secretary, newsreaders and presenters seemed to have a problem with the word 'hunt' followed by the word 'culture', subconsciously merging the two. So now it has become ingrained in everybody's brains. He ran for Prime Minister at one point (as you may see below) and everybody thinks he's a c**t! Here's a compilation of previously broadcast "Jeremy C**ts":

https://twitter.com/localnotail/status/1765762445694349819

Ahh echoing through the galaxy...

https://twitter.com/a_toots/status/1765824222637563942
IT'S MORNING TIME!

https://twitter.com/wyntermitchell/status/1773072914331357577

for some reference, Donald Trump is now selling bibles to raise money for his new Presidential campaign and or pay off his countless lawsuits. Recently, he also has released special edition sneakers and what i think has been already been previously mentioned in here, digital trading cards.

Watching Grimes stop over and over saying she's having 'major technical difficulties' and then going on to say that it's hard to explain because of the 'complex technology' (even though the problem appears to be simply that the bpms of her songs are doubled) is so fucking funny to me every time I watch it. I just can't stop.

Here's a great highlight video if you haven't seen it yet.
dancesoitallkeepsspinning

Ouch, that was painful to watch. I saw bits of her performance while skipping through the stream not knowing who she is and thought to myself, "ooh, another one of those screaming knob dwellers". After reading the reddit comments she seems like sort of a controversial person.

Well, the crowd seemed to enjoy it anyways, which is almost just as controversial imho.
"You cannot eat money, oh no. You cannot eat money, oh no. When the last tree has fallen and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no."
— Aurora (The Seed)

I heard about that but didn't see it until now.
Wow, that was painful indeed. 

I liked Delicate Weapon she did for Cyberpunk.
I can hit cheeky lizards if I want!

Quote from: Enjoyed on Apr 15, 2024, 21:22
Watching Grimes stop over and over saying she's having 'major technical difficulties' and then going on to say that it's hard to explain because of the 'complex technology' (even though the problem appears to be simply that the bpms of her songs are doubled) is so fucking funny to me every time I watch it.

On Twitter X she wrote:

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I want to apologize for the technical issues with the show tonight.  I wanted to come back rly strong and usually I always handle every aspect of my show myself - to save time this was one of the first times I've outsourced essential things like rekordbox bpm's and letting someone else organize the tracks on the sd card etc.  i had a bad feeling beforehand not having run everything thru the cdjs myself and tho I flagged it I wasn't insistent.  the big lesson for me was a mix of
1 if u want it done right, do it yrself
2 be a cunt even if ppl feel bad
3 probably pretend it's fine and engage w the crowd rather than spend a whole show slumped over the desk trying to fix software when ur meant to be entertaining.



Quote from: Csar on Apr 16, 2024, 08:52
After reading the reddit comments she seems like sort of a controversial person.
She was in a relationship with Elon Musk and has a son with him named X Æ A-12 (yes, that's the official name)
And to quote Wikipedia: "The same year [2023], after members of the r/grimezs subreddit documented her affiliations with far-right figures, Grimes responded that she was "proud of white culture". "I'm called a Nazi because I happily am proud of white culture", she tweeted."
edit: just read that particular tweet, and it's a bit longer than the quote on Wikipedia => "I'm called a Nazi because I happily am proud of white culture.  But every day I think fondly of the brown king Cyrus the Great who invented the first ever empire, and the Japanese icon Murasaki Shikibu who wrote the first novel ever.  What if humans just loved each other?  History teaches us that we have all been, and always will be - great"
still don't know how to think about that



Quote from: sandelic on Apr 16, 2024, 14:46
I liked Delicate Weapon she did for Cyberpunk.
When it was released i liked her track Genesis
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I fell on the floor  :))
I can hit cheeky lizards if I want!

I haven't had a laughing fit quite like that in a long time :rofl Even if it gets a bit gross at the end, you've got to admire how Conan goes all in on it.
"You cannot eat money, oh no. You cannot eat money, oh no. When the last tree has fallen and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no."
— Aurora (The Seed)

Joel Edgerton is funny, yeah!

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Jokes aside, I've been following Conan's work for the last decade, he's a neat showman.
P.S. I wonder if this is a fake prop sauces or is it really Conan that strong?
Hi Kevin!

Quote from: Explud on Apr 25, 2024, 10:07
P.S. I wonder if this is a fake prop sauces or is it really Conan that strong?
I'd rather like to believe his determination in making this a total frenzy and his adrenaline made him forget that his mouth was on fire  ;D
"You cannot eat money, oh no. You cannot eat money, oh no. When the last tree has fallen and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no."
— Aurora (The Seed)

on a serious question note, has the cuisine of chicken wings tossed in hot sauce (aka, buffalo wing) fad ever crossed over to Europe?

Like, it's probably a top 3 go-to food in casual restaurants/pubs here in the United States. Pizza, hamburgers, and chicken wings.

Getting some perfectly cooked chicken wings, which you then dip in a chunky blue cheese dressing, and finish with your favorite ice cold beer is very... k+d+b 

Quote from: Bosco on Apr 26, 2024, 05:33
and finish with your favorite ice cold beer is very... k+d+b

 8)
unfuck the world please

Quote from: Bosco on Apr 26, 2024, 05:33
on a serious question note, has the cuisine of chicken wings tossed in hot sauce (aka, buffalo wing) fad ever crossed over to Europe?
Of course, all my favorite pubs have them in menu.
As long as I didn't have stomach problems, I liked to drink beer with this.

Here's the example: https://ddpub.ru/en/belyaevo#menu
Hi Kevin!


Quote from: Explud on Apr 25, 2024, 10:07
I wonder if this is a fake prop sauces or is it really Conan that strong?

I do think it's real, just watch Jennifer Lawrence at 17:15 =>



On the other hand, Lorde's episode is like they are eating regular ketchup => there it is:

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@ThePumisher    If this is real, I'd be genuinely scared of this girl ;D
If this is a skit, this girl deserves an Oscar.


I've recently read somewhere that a more fitting name for the software/tools that are currently hyped as AI would be Imitative Intelligence or Mimicking Intelligence, but this one here is an even better name:

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Don't give up on this before the freestyle rap (4:55)



And here's another. More on Chris Turner's channel.
IT'S MORNING TIME!

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