General Bullshit Chat (pt 2)

[Stefan]

Banausen! I pitty the fool who rejects pineapple on pizza

Pineapples have an enzyme that literally dissolves meat, this fruit was never meant for eating. The only acceptable usecase is as housing for annoying underwater sponges. 

[Csar]

Pineapples have an enzyme that literally dissolves meat,

I know. A friend of mine uses its juice to make his pulled pork tender before smoking it.

this fruit was never meant for eating. The only acceptable usecase is as housing for annoying underwater sponges.

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Aside from any pizza controversy: Freshly sliced pineapple rings coming out of the fridge are a Heaven's delight in summer.